If I were superstitious...

If I were Superstitious...

I would care to cross a black cat

or to brake a mirror, if that

To walk under a ladder, c'mon what a joke

However dumb, it does scare some folk

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You may think this rhyme is lame

well lemme tell ya, "try this game"

So what about the Spilt salt you say?

Well heres somethin' to keep you at bay

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Beware of the Elbow

Beware of the finger

Beware of the handle

It just may linger

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All Im tryin' to say is...

Be AWARE of the Salt shaker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*** I tell ya, if i were superstitious, that darn salt Shaker would be the end of my mental existence. I some how find a way to knock that blasted thing over, and over, and over again. Puhhhh...forget throwing it over your shoulder...thats just more of a mess I'd have to clean up, right after the first one. I can't help but find myself blaming for things happening in my life to that darn salt. LOL. Oh boy, if I were superstitious...